bad manicurist

bitchy murderess of my little toe
torturing me with her dented hoe
her unsharpened, unsanitized nipper
and her inability to use a fucking nail clipper

she drowned my foot in mertiolate(?)
now they are so red and bloody, i look like a flake
and then stained my toes with her bad paint job
she really cant apply polish cause she's such a slob.

i hope she doesn't expect me to tip
cause i'm still currently regretting this trip
i shouldn't have entered this nail salon
if i only knew the manicurist is a baboon.

murdering strangers

sometimes i don't wonder why some people murder strangers
why some people suddenly becomes killers
cause there's just so many stupid people out there
and inconsiderate assholes who simply don't care.

there are people who have offendingly bad taste
and those people who gets frenzy with craze
there are people who drown you with there stupidity
and people, for lact of a better word, who simply are crazy.

there are people who occupy bigger space
even if the bus is crowded and their ass is in your face
there are people who reeks of bad smelling perfume
and do not care if other people die of their fumes.

there are people who scream opinions in your head
when all you wish is that they would just shut up instead
there are people who don't know common courtesy
please, sorry, and excuse is simply not in their vocabulary.

so, i really can't blame them, if there are people
who suddenly kills strangers as they become mental
cause sometimes i feel i'm hanging by a thread
and if worse comes to worst, i might shoot someone dead.

mary, mary quite contrary

is that bloody tequila in your hands?
what about your fucking lamb
and the fleas in its fleece
whiz geez
curse the rhum
and the music of the drums
and the queer guys with their eyes
on the guy you have eyes for.

mary, mary quite contrary
you want to whore around
but eventually marry
and have 1.5 kids
and your white picket fence
with daffodil trimmings,
a small red mailbox
and a guy to foot the bill
and will
give you backrubs.

politico speaks

politico speaks
long speeches
with practiced easy grin
picking on the oppositions
words
but not saying anything
at all.

people get starstrucked
because our politicians
are now celebrities
with tv ads and pr men
and camera ready smile
courtesy of extra whitening.

they pose for pics
with the people
who they will soon be screwing
then we shake their hands.

sad maria

sad maria on wednesday

like novena where you lay

glorious, glorious motherfucking glorious

finding someone else's bed stains.

glorious mad man of my world

spilling wit on my papercup

sorrowful, sorrowful how can you be

as dreams are crashing towards me.

the mystery of evil so divine

and gods turns water into wine

proverbs and psalms hear thy plea

all that's left are lies you are selling me.

Oh joy oh joy of marvelous glory

winding my clock to your convenience

pleading for your attention and wishing for patience

heaven is your love and hell is my existence

ignorance is bliss...

maybe ignorance is really bliss. and stupid people don't really know they are, pretty stupid. and how can they know anyway, when, duh, they are stupid, how can they have a capacity to measure their stupidity? but what irks me the most is those stupid people who really think they are smart... not even just smart... they think they are f@#$-ing brilliant!!! that is just shit. and they dont get it. they don't even get it when you tell it to them straightfaced that "duh". they are so wrapped up thinking that they are einstein or something that they miss all the signs and even the verbal commentaries that you are sending their way.

before you berate me and say, who the hell am i anyway to judge the intellect of another person, i want to tell you right now i know that i'm no genius or rocket scientist. i just know i'm not stupid. and if there are things i don't really know, i'm no ass to pretend that i do and i don't have the inclination to profess that i am.

What is really bothersome is that stupid people tends to have too much guts! maybe that's why they survive in the earth. Some of them will defend their unreasonable ideas (of grandeur) and most of the time in grammatically incorrect and incoherent sentences. and they will fight tooth and nail for it, mind you. and if ever you are the misfortunate person on the other side of the conversation, you are left with two options: 1. resign to the idea that you are talking to a stupid person and it is a waste to try to show reason to a person incapable of reasoning and just take what the person is saying with a grain of salt, or 2. punch the person on the face. now, the problem with this though, with option one, with you taking it with a grain of salt, the stupid person might think your silence means agreement. it is detrimental to society to do so, because the stupid person thinking that he is right would then inflict his sacrilege of ideas to a bigger audience and society as we know it, civilized and all, will end. if you do option two though, well, you, the saner one would be deemed by the stupid person as the one who is not really reasonable.

so there is only one solution then, do not talk to them. ignore them. make ways not to be with them. recommend their extermination when a new fuhrer comes.

Pleasing to the eye

maybe you want something pleasing to the eye and you are such a little school boy who cannot see beyond what you see.
i want you to understand me but then that is impossible because i don't really understand myself.
i have depths i promise but you have to see beyond the smile and the eyes they say do not lie but i don't believe so because i'm fooling you.
i am not really a good actress but i'm not particularly bad one. i will give you your money's worth if you were paying me but since you aren't no need for a show.
the christmas show is over and mary was really seeing the donkey and the baby jesus was a midget dope fiend.