bitchy murderess of my little toe
torturing me with her dented hoe
her unsharpened, unsanitized nipper
and her inability to use a fucking nail clipper
she drowned my foot in mertiolate(?)
now they are so red and bloody, i look like a flake
and then stained my toes with her bad paint job
she really cant apply polish cause she's such a slob.
i hope she doesn't expect me to tip
cause i'm still currently regretting this trip
i shouldn't have entered this nail salon
if i only knew the manicurist is a baboon.
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